Pet Signage

I don't mean to offend any of my friends that are non-pet people with this post, so please don't take this personally. I just couldn't resist because it is rather funny! Plus, it gives me an out when I don't have time to clean and there is dog hair everywhere (especially now during shedding season)!

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, they are adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.